Quick Left Refuses to Let Local Developers Socialize in the Month of September

  • In one cubic centimeter of brain tissue, there are more neural connections than there are stars in the Milky Way galaxy.
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  • Bill Paxton is the only actor to have been killed by an Alien, a Predator, and a Terminator.

In other news, Quick Left is refusing to hold a Hackfest this month.

Says longtime Hackfest attendee, Patrick Reagent, “Thank god. I’m just so damn tired of all the free beer. And pizza. I mean, seriously, can’t we get some Arugula up in this joint?”

In-house Quick Left developer Nico Valencia had a different take on the matter – “I resent the implication that developers would only get off the couch for booze and cheesy carbs. It’s like dubstep wasn’t even a consideration in the trifecta of necessary factors in motivating one to actually venture out IRL. It’s insulting, really.”

Co-founders Sam Breed, Ingrid Alongi, and Collin Schaafsma couldn’t be reached for further comment, although a source close to the three did mention something about a leaked calendar entry for the usually-scheduled Hackfest slot reading ‘spend quality time with own families.’


In all seriousness folks, we won’t be holding a Hackfest this month due to our impending move (West Pearl comin at ya!). Check back next month for more deets.